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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>Irreverently literary.</description><title>Bibliophilistine.</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @bibliophilistine)</generator><link>http://bibliophilistine.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>"Her curiosity was too much for her. She felt almost as if she could hear the books whispering on the..."</title><description>“Her curiosity was too much for her. She felt almost as if she could hear the books whispering on the other side of the half-open door. They were promising her a thousand unknown stories, a thousand doors into worlds she had never seen before.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Cornelia Funke, &lt;em&gt;Inkheart&lt;/em&gt; (via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://excessivebookshelf.tumblr.com/"&gt;excessivebookshelf&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://bibliophilistine.tumblr.com/post/29778692529</link><guid>http://bibliophilistine.tumblr.com/post/29778692529</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 Aug 2012 16:49:08 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>The 6 Most Certifiably Insane Acts of Writing | Cracked.com</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.cracked.com/article_19942_the-6-most-certifiably-insane-acts-writing.html?wa_user1=2&amp;wa_user2=Weird World&amp;wa_user3=article&amp;wa_user4=feature_module"&gt;The 6 Most Certifiably Insane Acts of Writing | Cracked.com&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://bibliophilistine.tumblr.com/post/29727805825</link><guid>http://bibliophilistine.tumblr.com/post/29727805825</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 Aug 2012 21:49:42 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>'Harry Potter' Periodic Table Of Elements: The 117 Elements Known To Wizards</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/10/harry-potter-periodic-table-elements_n_1766279.html?utm_hp_ref=books&amp;ir=Books"&gt;'Harry Potter' Periodic Table Of Elements: The 117 Elements Known To Wizards&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://bibliophilistine.tumblr.com/post/29307591188</link><guid>http://bibliophilistine.tumblr.com/post/29307591188</guid><pubDate>Sun, 12 Aug 2012 22:19:36 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>The Reading Lists of your Favorite Fictional Characters</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.flavorwire.com/311149/the-reading-lists-of-your-favorite-fictional-characters?all=1"&gt;The Reading Lists of your Favorite Fictional Characters&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;If you’ve ever seen Gilmore Girls, there’s a pretty good chance you know that Rory Gilmore is as big a bookworm as they come — maybe that’s why we’ve always liked her so much. Recently, we stumbled on this exhaustive list of all the books Rory has read, and after we caught our breath (there’s some two hundred and fifty books on there!) we decided to compile a few more of the books we’ve noticed some of our favorite fictional characters reading — so as to follow along, of course. Click through to see what books Don Draper, Margot Tenanbaum, and Daria Morgendorffer have been occupying themselves with recently, and let us know if we’ve missed your favorite fictional bookworm in the comments!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bibliophilistine.tumblr.com/post/29019194795</link><guid>http://bibliophilistine.tumblr.com/post/29019194795</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 Aug 2012 21:08:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Here Are the 1960s Science Fiction Novels Everyone Should Read</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4jncvwseg1rskfaoo1_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://io9.com/5913069/time-travel-back-to-the-1960s-with-these-great-science-fiction-novels"&gt;Here Are the 1960s Science Fiction Novels Everyone Should Read&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bibliophilistine.tumblr.com/post/23687144841</link><guid>http://bibliophilistine.tumblr.com/post/23687144841</guid><pubDate>Thu, 24 May 2012 16:24:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>thehealthywarrior:

DATE A GIRL WHO READSby Rosemarie...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lui7baJYSf1r1lli5o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lui7baJYSf1r1lli5o2_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thehealthywarrior.tumblr.com/post/12643733123/date-a-girl-who-reads-by-rosemarie-urquico-in" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;thehealthywarrior&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;align left&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;DATE A GIRL WHO READS&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;small&gt;by Rosemarie Urquico &lt;br/&gt;(In response to Charles Warnke’s &lt;a href="http://thoughtcatalog.com/2011/dont-date-a-girl-who-reads/"&gt;You Should Date an Illiterate Girl&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Date a girl who reads. Date a girl who spends her money on books  instead of clothes. She has problems with closet space because she has  too many books. Date a girl who has a list of books she wants to read,  who has had a library card since she was twelve.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Find a girl who reads. You’ll know that she does because she will  always have an unread book in her bag.She’s the one lovingly looking  over the shelves in the bookstore, the one who quietly cries out when  she finds the book she wants. You see the weird chick sniffing the pages  of an old book in a second hand book shop? That’s the reader. They can  never resist smelling the pages, especially when they are yellow.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;She’s the girl reading while waiting in that coffee shop down the  street. If you take a peek at her mug, the non-dairy creamer is floating  on top because she’s kind of engrossed already. Lost in a world of the  author’s making. Sit down. She might give you a glare, as most girls who  read do not like to be interrupted. Ask her if she likes the book.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Buy her another cup of coffee.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Let her know what you really think of Murakami. See if she got  through the first chapter of Fellowship. Understand that if she says she  understood James Joyce’s Ulysses she’s just saying that to sound  intelligent. Ask her if she loves Alice or she would like to be Alice.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;It’s easy to date a girl who reads. Give her books for her birthday,  for Christmas and for anniversaries. Give her the gift of words, in  poetry, in song. Give her Neruda, Pound, Sexton, Cummings. Let her know  that you understand that words are love. Understand that she knows the  difference between books and reality but by god, she’s going to try to  make her life a little like her favorite book. It will never be your  fault if she does.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;She has to give it a shot somehow.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Lie to her. If she understands syntax, she will understand your need  to lie. Behind words are other things: motivation, value, nuance,  dialogue. It will not be the end of the world.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Fail her. Because a girl who reads knows that failure always leads up  to the climax. Because girls who understand that all things will come  to end. That you can always write a sequel. That you can begin again and  again and still be the hero. That life is meant to have a villain or  two.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Why be frightened of everything that you are not? Girls who read  understand that people, like characters, develop. Except in the Twilight  series.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;If you find a girl who reads, keep her close. When you find her up at  2 AM clutching a book to her chest and weeping, make her a cup of tea  and hold her. You may lose her for a couple of hours but she will always  come back to you. She’ll talk as if the characters in the book are  real, because for a while, they always are.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;You will propose on a hot air balloon. Or during a rock concert. Or very casually next time she’s sick. Over Skype.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;You will smile so hard you will wonder why your heart hasn’t burst  and bled out all over your chest yet. You will write the story of your  lives, have kids with strange names and even stranger tastes. She will  introduce your children to the Cat in the Hat and Aslan, maybe in the  same day. You will walk the winters of your old age together and she  will recite Keats under her breath while you shake the snow off your  boots.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Date a girl who reads because you deserve it. You deserve a girl who  can give you the most colorful life imaginable. If you can only give her  monotony, and stale hours and half-baked proposals, then you’re better  off alone. If you want the world and the worlds beyond it, date a girl  who reads.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Or better yet, date a girl who writes.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

 &lt;/align&gt;</description><link>http://bibliophilistine.tumblr.com/post/23327611050</link><guid>http://bibliophilistine.tumblr.com/post/23327611050</guid><pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 22:48:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Wuthering Heights cover art by Robert McGinnis.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3zjlqey5X1rskfaoo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Wuthering Heights&lt;/i&gt; cover art by Robert McGinnis.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bibliophilistine.tumblr.com/post/23004857527</link><guid>http://bibliophilistine.tumblr.com/post/23004857527</guid><pubDate>Sun, 13 May 2012 19:51:25 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>txtsfromthedead:

Submitted by eatallthecheese.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzdk8wjVio1r7917mo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://txtsfromthedead.tumblr.com/post/18610558829/submitted-by-eatallthecheese" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;txtsfromthedead&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Submitted by &lt;a href="http://eatallthecheese.tumblr.com/"&gt;eatallthecheese&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://bibliophilistine.tumblr.com/post/22793966987</link><guid>http://bibliophilistine.tumblr.com/post/22793966987</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 16:13:50 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>libraryjournal:

thetinhouse:

(via What If Your Favorite Album...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3qb5r2JB21rsdj9ro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tumblr.libraryjournal.com/post/22712925122/thetinhouse-via-what-if-your-favorite-album"&gt;libraryjournal&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thetinhouse.tumblr.com/post/22683046215/via-what-if-your-favorite-album-was-a-book"&gt;thetinhouse&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://www.motherjones.com/slideshows/2011/04/record-books/cover"&gt;What If Your Favorite Album Was a Book? | Mother Jones&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;PURPLE RAIN&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://bibliophilistine.tumblr.com/post/22787347876</link><guid>http://bibliophilistine.tumblr.com/post/22787347876</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 14:00:42 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>No such thing…</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8rhupNpOl1qzb5wzo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;No such thing…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bibliophilistine.tumblr.com/post/22070107123</link><guid>http://bibliophilistine.tumblr.com/post/22070107123</guid><pubDate>Sun, 29 Apr 2012 16:00:32 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>bookmania:

“Books break the shackles of time, proof that humans...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2kbxjzb0l1qdo62to1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bookmania.me/post/21265511288/books-break-the-shackles-of-time-proof-that"&gt;bookmania&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;“Books break the shackles of time, proof that humans can work magic.” &lt;strong&gt;― Carl Sagan, &lt;em&gt;Cosmos&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; (Photo by &lt;a href="http://kylejthompson.tumblr.com/"&gt;Kyle Thompson&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://bibliophilistine.tumblr.com/post/21410593732</link><guid>http://bibliophilistine.tumblr.com/post/21410593732</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 Apr 2012 20:59:02 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Peeta: WE COULD HAVE HAD IT ALL&#13;</title><description>Peeta: WE COULD HAVE HAD IT ALL&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Katniss: Peeta, stop&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Peeta: ROLLING IN THE WHEAT</description><link>http://bibliophilistine.tumblr.com/post/21398103125</link><guid>http://bibliophilistine.tumblr.com/post/21398103125</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 Apr 2012 17:32:27 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Need a fantasy fix?

The Walking Dead (Comic Book 1), Spell...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2hc5vHXQy1r2dm2do1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2hc5vHXQy1r2dm2do2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;b&gt;Need a fantasy fix?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;p&gt;

&lt;em&gt;The Walking Dead&lt;/em&gt; (Comic Book 1), &lt;em&gt;Spell Bound&lt;/em&gt; (Hex Hall, Book 3) by Rachel Hawkins, and &lt;em&gt;Infamous&lt;/em&gt; (Chronicles of Nick, Book 3) by Sherrilyn Kenyon&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;em&gt;The Walking Dead&lt;/em&gt; (Comic Book 2), &lt;em&gt;Wander Dust&lt;/em&gt; (Seraphina Parrish Trilogy, Book 1) by Michelle Warren, &lt;em&gt;Purity&lt;/em&gt; by Jackson Pearce, &lt;em&gt;Kill Me Softly&lt;/em&gt; by Sarah Cross, and &lt;em&gt;The Fault in our Stars&lt;/em&gt; by John Green</description><link>http://bibliophilistine.tumblr.com/post/21131997123</link><guid>http://bibliophilistine.tumblr.com/post/21131997123</guid><pubDate>Sun, 15 Apr 2012 01:33:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>kabum:

Harry Potter and The Walking Dead (via Walking Dead Br.)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2hjt9caFq1qbe8ago1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://kabum.tumblr.com/post/21100762983/harry-potter-and-the-walking-dead-via-walking" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;kabum&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Harry Potter and The Walking Dead (via &lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/WalkingDeadBr"&gt;Walking Dead Br.&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://bibliophilistine.tumblr.com/post/21131762670</link><guid>http://bibliophilistine.tumblr.com/post/21131762670</guid><pubDate>Sun, 15 Apr 2012 01:28:18 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>The Banned Books We Have Loved
From The Atlantic Wire</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2fxjaGanM1rskfaoo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.theatlanticwire.com/entertainment/2012/04/banned-books-we-have-loved/51018/"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;The Banned Books We Have Loved&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
From The Atlantic Wire&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bibliophilistine.tumblr.com/post/21048361044</link><guid>http://bibliophilistine.tumblr.com/post/21048361044</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 Apr 2012 19:06:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Harlem Renaissance Elizabeth Catlett Passes: “She was...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m21b3kJZ5j1rskfaoo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Harlem Renaissance Elizabeth Catlett Passes: “She was really a trailblazer.”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bibliophilistine.tumblr.com/post/20561575574</link><guid>http://bibliophilistine.tumblr.com/post/20561575574</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Apr 2012 21:35:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Ride on!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1yw6exm2j1rskfaoo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Ride on!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bibliophilistine.tumblr.com/post/20475734656</link><guid>http://bibliophilistine.tumblr.com/post/20475734656</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Apr 2012 14:18:13 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Hope Larson reveals cover, release date for her A Wrinkle in Time adaptation.</title><description>&lt;a href="http://robot6.comicbookresources.com/2012/04/hope-larson-reveals-cover-release-date-for-her-a-wrinkle-in-time-adaptation/"&gt;Hope Larson reveals cover, release date for her A Wrinkle in Time adaptation.&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;img src="http://robot6.comicbookresources.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/witjacket.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bibliophilistine.tumblr.com/post/20430816141</link><guid>http://bibliophilistine.tumblr.com/post/20430816141</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Apr 2012 18:37:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>6 Books Everyone (Including Your English Teacher) Got Wrong | Cracked.com</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.cracked.com/article_18787_6-books-everyone-including-your-english-teacher-got-wrong.html"&gt;6 Books Everyone (Including Your English Teacher) Got Wrong | Cracked.com&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://bibliophilistine.tumblr.com/post/20389344893</link><guid>http://bibliophilistine.tumblr.com/post/20389344893</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 Apr 2012 22:57:27 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Amazon.com: The Kenyon Review(Free Exclusive Digest Edition): Kindle Store: The Kenyon Review</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.amazon.com/Kenyon-Review-Exclusive-Digest-Edition/dp/B007D43ZLW/ref=tsm_1_fb_kin_free_120402"&gt;Amazon.com: The Kenyon Review(Free Exclusive Digest Edition): Kindle Store: The Kenyon Review&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Starting today, you can now subscribe to an exclusive digest edition of “The Kenyon Review”—one of the most prestigious literary magazines in the country—for free on Kindle!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bibliophilistine.tumblr.com/post/20385865938</link><guid>http://bibliophilistine.tumblr.com/post/20385865938</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 Apr 2012 22:02:00 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
